Career Agents Network Sucks Blog

Anyone that has had the displeasure (torture might be a better term) of listening to Charlotte Byndas performing one her trademark “I” monologues knows that although the title may say “A Penny For Your Thoughts”; I’m way smarter than to actually mean it since past experience evidenced that once she begins speaking it is very difficult for her to shut up.  Even her most recent blog entry of November 22, 2010 couldn’t make it past the first 22 words without the use of “I” in the second sentence and “my” in the fourth. 

So, what’s the significance of a penny? 

After seventeen months from the onset of the spurious, unfounded, and baseless litigation against me for exercising my Freedom of Speech in calling them out as a scam, we settled by paying them 1 Cent.  Actually, my counsel was the one that finally said to their counsel in one of the forced mediation meetings “Listen, I’ll give you a penny out of my own pocket if you dismiss the case”.  He was somewhat shocked when it was accepted, as he was not completely serious when he made the offer.

You have to ask yourself if you’ve followed this saga, If $40,000 was considered to be a “bargain” by Charlotte Byndas, what is an amount $39,999.99 less?

Now that this legal vendetta by the Chief Reprobate Officer has ended, with them being spanked by the Federal District Court not once, but twice and finally realizing the 6th Court of Appeals would have ruled similarly there is a need for some reflection.

1. If Charlotte Byndas, the pedantic nitwit, had facilitated the refund of the $49,900.00 she scammed me out as COO of Brian Marchant-Calsyn’s scam Health Career Agents, I wouldn’t have had as much to gripe about.  The other 900+ people that were scammed would have had to pick up the gauntlet and carry it forward.

2. Performing surveillance on my home and sending me creepy text messages at whack hours of the day and night went way too far over the line of conduct by a Chief Oooops-erating Officer; firming my resolve to put them in their place for attempting to “bully” me and infringe upon the rights guaranteed under the First Amendment.

3. Bringing my four-time Cancer surviving Sweetheart into the fray of this litigation was a fatal error and cemented my willingness to expose the foul stench of their business practices.

Everything aside, I’d still be willing to assist these people in reforming their unethical and unprincipled ways and offer to provide consultation to their company to achieve this goal.  In my opinion it would be a very long journey, and it might seem to be an insurmountable task; however, as an optimistic person I’d hope that there is some shred of decency in their corporate leadership.  My thought is that Paul Helm, President of Career Agents Network, might have actually “grown a pair” and told Byndas to get this resolved.  They were already 0-2 with the courts, facing 0-3 on appeal and paying (if they’ve been paid) Jaffe, Raitt, Heuer, and Weiss a huge amount to pursue almost certain defeat.  My counsel would have enjoyed allowing Career Agents Network to pay for the establishment of further precedents, like the award of my attorney fees did for other baseless Lanham/ACPA litigation.  Most likely they would have wound up paying my attorney’s fees on appeal also.

If they’re upset with their attorneys, perhaps they should consider a website like JaffeLawSucks.com.  Oh wait, you can’t use that one since I already own it and will be using it in very short order.  There are a few blog-posting surprises waiting in the virtual world Christmas (or Hannukah) stocking next month for this law firm.  Hey Jaffe, wanna go a few rounds and face equal humiliation as your client?  I’m *alot* more savvy now than when Michael Khoury (Super Lawyer?…LOL) tried to bully me in June of 2009.

In conclusion, no hard feelings, you were a scam, remain a scam, and even when you change your name next year will still be a scam.  I’ll be there to call you out on that one also.

By the way Charlotte, I’d like to thank you for being the Number 1 visitor to my websites both on your Verizon Wireless connection as well as Comcast.  Your visits represent almost 1.4% of the total 16,475 since publication.  It’s nice to know you stop talking for at least a few moments while reading.  Even if many of your visits occur very early in the morning and presumably when there’s no one around for you to bore senseless with your jabbering, I’ll still give you credit for momentary silence.  You REALLY should try to practice the words of the Greek philosopher Epictetus (sometimes attributed to Socrates):

Nature has given us two ears, two eyes, and one tongue — to the end that we should hear and see twice more than we speak.

Final question:  I understand that there have actually been people stupid enough to buy into one of these ”business opportunities” since I started the websites.  Are these people complete morons or was P. T. Barnun truly correct in stating “There’s a sucker born every minute”?